Christmas for Geeks!
Happy Winter's Veil (Yeah, the game has holidays too!)
Sunday, December 6, 2009
Saturday, December 5, 2009
Intermission - Prelude to a Rock God's Demise
A little intermission. The silliness that is...
...WarCraft!
Arthas Throws a Rock Concert
(and proves white toons can't dance!)
RoC Credits
Rock it LK!
(or Just what kind of strings would you use on an ice guitar anyway?)
TFT Credits
(Art by Moljnir, awesome sauce!)
Tuesday, September 8, 2009
Incident at the Westfall Brigade Encampment
On September 8th, around 5am eastern daylight time, Bambi took his revenge on The Scryers server.
As most of you may have seen, there's a skunk named Flora, a rabbit named Thudder, a fawn named Bambina and a deer named Mother of Bambina, wandering around the Westfall Brigade Encampment.
In the scripted scene, a Westfall Brigade soldier spawns and shoots Mother of Bambina, Bambina then becomes "Vengeful Bambina" who one shots (kicks) the soldier into an early grave and merrily walks away with Thudder and Flora.
However, Dendric, a druid, yes, a druid, killed Mother of Bambina and incited the wrath of Vengeful Bambina! Bambina ran up to Dendric, kicking and screaming but barely touched his leathers. Dendric danced, mocking the enraged, 1/42 health, Vengeful Bambina, until the poor fawn stopped fighting and started eating grass. Yet, after the fighting stopped, Dendric was still losing 1 health every second or so. He walked away. Vengeful Bambina followed! This is where hilarity begins!
Vengeful Bambina made it to the path leading up to the encampment and the starving, ration enforced guards rushed over, swinging their swords as their mouths watered for venison! Vengeful Bambina looked at them as if they were mere annoyances, eating the grass and taking a step further into the camp when possible.
More guards came to unleash their wrath on the rabid deer as it walked closer to the row of tents. But Bambina wasn't going down! Moonfire, Plague Strike, Steady Shot, all useless against this apparent Godling of the deer.
Unfettered, the guards coaxed Vengeful Bambina to the campfire where they attempted to roast the poor thing.
Vengeful Bambina proved to be immune to fire! Sorry lads, no [Succulent Venison] for you! Afterall, this IS a level 1 critter!
Our humor was soon replaced with concern as Vengeful Bambina walked towards the flypoint! Oh noes! Not the Flight Master! Something had to be done! Alert every soldier in the camp! Vengeful Bambina must be stopped! Oh, wait, all the soldiers ARE here!
It was useless. I wiped the tears of laughter from my face and decided more drastic measures needed to be taken.
For the safety of the Flight Master, and my fellow citizens, I Death Gripped Vengeful Bambina out of the camp. Yet, I underestimated the hunger these soldiers were dealing with. Just as Vengeful Bambina would not give up the fight, nor would these soldiers! Fearing a riot and invasion of the camp through unprotected posts, I called on the last resort and sent a wee prayer to the Gods, telling them what happened and to help stop the madness (not to mention the giggle fits)!
My prayer was answered swiftly by Morikonduz! Vengeful Bambina was touched by the hand of a God and made anew. Thank you Mori, I will forever laugh in your honor for saving Vengeful Bambina and the moral stability of the Westfall detachment. /salute
According to WoWHead, this has happened before, this is the first I'd actually seen it.
As most of you may have seen, there's a skunk named Flora, a rabbit named Thudder, a fawn named Bambina and a deer named Mother of Bambina, wandering around the Westfall Brigade Encampment.
In the scripted scene, a Westfall Brigade soldier spawns and shoots Mother of Bambina, Bambina then becomes "Vengeful Bambina" who one shots (kicks) the soldier into an early grave and merrily walks away with Thudder and Flora.
However, Dendric, a druid, yes, a druid, killed Mother of Bambina and incited the wrath of Vengeful Bambina! Bambina ran up to Dendric, kicking and screaming but barely touched his leathers. Dendric danced, mocking the enraged, 1/42 health, Vengeful Bambina, until the poor fawn stopped fighting and started eating grass. Yet, after the fighting stopped, Dendric was still losing 1 health every second or so. He walked away. Vengeful Bambina followed! This is where hilarity begins!
Vengeful Bambina made it to the path leading up to the encampment and the starving, ration enforced guards rushed over, swinging their swords as their mouths watered for venison! Vengeful Bambina looked at them as if they were mere annoyances, eating the grass and taking a step further into the camp when possible.
More guards came to unleash their wrath on the rabid deer as it walked closer to the row of tents. But Bambina wasn't going down! Moonfire, Plague Strike, Steady Shot, all useless against this apparent Godling of the deer.
Unfettered, the guards coaxed Vengeful Bambina to the campfire where they attempted to roast the poor thing.
Vengeful Bambina proved to be immune to fire! Sorry lads, no [Succulent Venison] for you! Afterall, this IS a level 1 critter!
Our humor was soon replaced with concern as Vengeful Bambina walked towards the flypoint! Oh noes! Not the Flight Master! Something had to be done! Alert every soldier in the camp! Vengeful Bambina must be stopped! Oh, wait, all the soldiers ARE here!
It was useless. I wiped the tears of laughter from my face and decided more drastic measures needed to be taken.
For the safety of the Flight Master, and my fellow citizens, I Death Gripped Vengeful Bambina out of the camp. Yet, I underestimated the hunger these soldiers were dealing with. Just as Vengeful Bambina would not give up the fight, nor would these soldiers! Fearing a riot and invasion of the camp through unprotected posts, I called on the last resort and sent a wee prayer to the Gods, telling them what happened and to help stop the madness (not to mention the giggle fits)!
My prayer was answered swiftly by Morikonduz! Vengeful Bambina was touched by the hand of a God and made anew. Thank you Mori, I will forever laugh in your honor for saving Vengeful Bambina and the moral stability of the Westfall detachment. /salute
According to WoWHead, this has happened before, this is the first I'd actually seen it.
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